So a crazed gunman opens fire, wounding five at a Las Vegas casino last night.
One patron was “surprised” that the casino never shut down. “They locked down the tables, but they let people still keep playing the slots,” he said.
It’s after midnight, you’re tired, you’ve been losing money all day, and you’ve just survived an attempted Virginia Tech-style massacre.
How addicted to gambling do you have to be to keep playing?
And how addicted to money does the “New York New York” have to be to stay open under those circumstances?
“Never mind the gunfire, Ma’am, that’s just part of the ‘mesmerizing sights and sounds of the Big Apple.'”